—amandaa:

—iloveyou:

-ourlastnight:

cthulhustolemybike:

be-your-teenage-dream-tonight:

thatxlavenderxblonde:

haleylipsticklullabies:

meteordude:

(via legendofms-rager, sherlockholmes-)

FUCKING TYRONE

fuck you i just spit my tea everywhere

(via colorfullness)

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “Madam, what is the matter?” the hostess asked. “You obviously do not see it,” she responded. “You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.” “Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.” The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. “Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.” The hostess turned to the black man and said “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.” At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

samsafishmoo:

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butlovealwaysremains:

10vex:

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lawrasaur:

-justsoyouknow:

-enchantedfinedarling:

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itwasreallyonlyyou-:

shnooglybooboomkcutiekinz:

mattcenteri:

inshanity:

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I reblogged this before but this is just too awesome.

I hope this is true.

yes.

(Source: un1c0rnn)

(via colorfullness)

idisneymcfly:

well-you-didnt-text-me-back:

nataliezenalouise:

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ohwowcarissa:

girlsastraightuphustler:

charlielikesthrust:

indiansuperhero:

alexgaskarth-:

youbettergetyourmoveon:janeyyyftw:

WHAAAAAT, OMG EPISODE TELL NOW ME PLEASE!

haha i saw this episode but i dont know the name of it

omg.

WHAT

I MUST WATCH THIS. I WILL BUY THE BOX SET.

OHMYGOD, I NEED TO SEE THIS.

WHAT IS GOING ON

I’M DEAD FUCKING DEAD I NEED YOUTUBE RN

I SAW THE PREVEIW FOR THIS ONE. I WANTED TO WATCH IT BUT I FUCKING MISSED IT!

What? When did this happen, I don’t watch tv that much, ok what is going on?

I NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW.

SOMEONE TELL ME

NEEDED ON MY TV

DOES SOMEONE HAS THE LINK FOR THIS GLORIOUS EPISODE

(via --amandaa)

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by Spongebob Squarepants ft. Penny

I KNOW OF A PLACE, WHERE YOU NEVER GET HARMED;

A MAGICAL PLACE, WITH MAGICAL CHARMS,

INDOORS, INDOORS

IN-HIN-DOOOOOOOOOOOOORS

Take it away, Penny!

(Source: randomness-is-epic, via --amandaa)

—amandaa:

can you tell what it says? ;)

samsafishmoo:

I LOVE ITALIAN.

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